Posted in Funny

Amazon Associate WTF Moment

I enjoy looking at my Amazon Associate account to see what links people are clicking on and if anyone is ordering anything through my links.

Well, I was looking today and apparently someone purchased this book (NSFW! ):

 

How To Eat Stinky Pussy by Joe Blow

This book is tongue in cheek or perhaps more appropriately tongue in pussy humor presented from a completely new perspective.

And I wasn’t sure what I was going to find when I clicked on it. I’m still not sure what the hell it is or if it is even a real book! I’m guessing it is a real book otherwise it probably wouldn’t be on Amazon!

And the author name is just perfect!

There’s only one customer review and a funky one at that so, yeah, anyone heard of this book?

Well, that was fun!

Jess Sig

Disclosure:
Amazon.com Associate. If you click on my links and purchase anything a very small percentage of the purchase price will be awarded to Book Reviews by Jess.

Posted in Funny, New Moon, Twilight, Video

Twilight SNL Parody

Twilight Month Thanks to TwilightGuy I just watched this very interesting spoof of Twilight SNL style.

They call it Firelight and it stars Taylor Swift. She does an excellent job as Bella. 🙂

I’ll be adding this to the New Moon November post too!

Enjoy!

 

http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4af6c8bd80368478/4af664eabb70963f/8f0cda7d/-cpid/1ca50ce82de3b093

Jess Sig

Posted in Funny

Create A Cover

I saw this first on The Ladybug Reads, her’s is good, but she saw it on The Story Siren….I either missed hers or haven’t gotten to it yet….not sure. Anyway, it was fun!

Create Your Debut YA Cover:

1. Go to “Fake Name Generator” or click http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

2. Go to “Random Word Generator” or click http://www.websitestyle.com/parser/randomword.shtml

The word listed under “Random Verb” is your title.

3. Go to “FlickrCC” or click http://flickrcc.bluemountains.net/index.php

Type your title into the search box. The first photo that contains a person is your cover.

4. Use Photoshop, Picnik, or similar to put all together. Be sure to crop and/or zoom in.

5. Post it to your site along with this text.

Here’s what I got:

Ruffle by Kathy J. Reese (my book cover)Pretty fun huh?! I don’t like the image much. I could do without the bareback, bra showing but didn’t have much choice when I had to use the first image with a person in it. 🙂

Did you do one? Link in comments!

Jess Sig

Posted in Funny

Four Things About Me

  Four Things You May or May Not Know About Me
  This one is a bit different from the rest. Four things
  about me that you may or may not have known in no particular order.
  The directions are at the End.
  
A) Four jobs I have had in my life:
  
  1. Marketing Programs Manager

  2. Strategic Sourcing Assistant

  3. Cooperative Advertising Analyst

  4. Administrative Assistant


 B) Four movies I would watch over and over:
  
  1. Drop Dead Fred

  2. 10 Things I Hate About You

  3. Moulin Rouge
   4. The Notebook

 
  C) Four places I have lived:


  1. Frederick, MD

  2. Waynesboro, PA
  3. Middletown, MD
  4. Falling Waters, WV


  D) Four TV Shows that I watch:
  1. CSI

  2. Desperate Housewives
   3. Survivor
  4. Grey’s Anatomy


  E) Four places I have been:
   1. Cape Cod

  2. Hershey Park, PA

  3. New York City

  4. Philadelphia, PA (going this week!)

 
  F) People who e-mail me (regularly):
  1. Mom

  2. Patrick

  3. Ed

  4. Old Navy

 
  G) Four of my favorite foods:
  1. Sloppy Joes

  2. Spaghetti

  3. Chili, cheese, and jalapeño  dip w/ tortilla chips

  4. Chocolate Ice Cream


  H) Four places I would rather be right now:
  1. Big fluffy couch reading on my Amazon Kindle (ebook reader)       

  2. in my bed sleeping

  3. expensive day spa

  4. Canada or Switzerland


 I) Four friends I think will respond:
   1. Dunno, I'm surprised I responded!

  2.

  3.

  4. 

 
  J) Things I am looking forward to this year:
  1. Traveling with work (Philly, LA)
  2. Reading tons of books on my Amazon Kindle

  3. Making more money!!!!!

  4. Enjoying my new 2004 Chrysler Pacifica